I just got back late last night from a trip back home and to Exeter, which was quite good but didn’t last nearly long enough.我剛才回來昨晚深夜從之行回國，並埃克塞特，這是相當不錯，但沒有近夠久了。 I do miss all my friends at home and at school who are not with me here in DC But, back on topic:我想念我所有的朋友，在家庭和學校誰不跟我在這裡直流，但就回到主題：

A few weeks ago Yale had us send in our online housing forms from whence they would somehow divine our room / suite pairings for freshman year.數星期前，美國耶魯了我們的發送，在我們的網上房屋形式從whence他們會神不知我們的房間/套房配對為一年級。 I had envisioned this as a lengthy and arcane form which would require days of thought.我曾設想這是一個冗長而難懂的形式，這將需要幾天的思路。 To my relief and dismay, it was short and sweet.我的救濟和失望的是，這是短期和甜。 It’s not that I was looking for a painful experience, but I was somewhat incredulous that so short a series of questions could make for good match ups.這並不是說我一直在尋找一個痛苦的經驗，但我是有點incredulous認為，在這麼短的一系列問題，可以讓您很好地匹配的UPS 。 We will see.我們將看到。 In the meanwhile, you may imagine who I might end up with from my answers, posted below.在此期間，您可能想像誰我可能最終從我的答案，張貼在下面。 Bolded are my reactions to what I perceive to be shortcomings in the questions, or a lack of granularity.粗體是我的反應，以我的看法，要的缺點的問題，或缺乏粒度。

Name: Samuel Alexander Berge Jackson姓名：黃秉槐亞歷山大提供全方位的傑克遜

Check those characteristics that apply to you:檢查這些特點，適用於您：
Go to bed early (before midnight):去年初床（午夜前） ：
Often stay up late at night: yes通常，每次逗留不超過深夜：是的
Here begins the sinking feeling upon realizing that ‘late’ has many different definitions… 在這裡開始下沉的感覺後，實現'晚'有許多不同的定義…
Unusually neat:異常整齊：
Is this OCD, or hygienic? 這是強迫症，或衛生？ Teenager standards, or parental? 少年的標準，或父母呢？
Unusually sloppy:異常馬虎：
Play music: yes播放音樂：是的
Type of music: eclectic, world音樂類型：兼收並蓄，世界

Check those characteristics that would bother you in a roommate:檢查這些特點會理會你在一個室友：
Go to bed early (before midnight): yes去年初床（午夜前） ：是的
Often stay up late at night:通常，每次逗留不超過深夜：
Unusually neat:異常整齊：
Unusually sloppy: yes異常馬虎：是的
Play music:播放音樂：
see, it’s not that I want them not to play music, but rather that I don’t want them to play bad music. 見，這並不是說我希望他們不要播放音樂，而是我不希望他們發揮不好的音樂。 but how do I describe that? 但我怎麼形容呢？
Type of music: country音樂類型：國家

Oh, right. 哦，正確的。 ： ）

Do you smoke?: no您是否吸煙？ ：無

This is how my mom answered her freshman year. 這是我的媽媽如何回答她的一年級。 She got a smoker who wanted a nonsmoker so it would be easier for her to quit. 她得到了一個吸煙者誰想要一個不吸煙，所以會更容易為她戒菸。

Which description most closely approximates your expectations for your suite?: 2這說明最密切的接近您的期望，為您的套房？ ： 2
1 = A quiet zone used almost exclusively for studying, resting, and sleeping. 1 =一個安靜的區使用幾乎完全是為學習，休息和睡眠。
2 = A generally calm environment where traffic is limited during peak study hours but is more active on weekends. 2 =大體平靜的環境下，交通是有限的，在繁忙學習時間，但更積極的週末假期。
3 = A spontaneously social space; neither a study hall, nor a regular hive of activity. 3 = 1自發的社會空間;既不是自習，也不是經常配置單元的活動。
4 = A vibrant social hub that other students visit throughout the week, with residents studying outside the room. 4 =一個充滿活力的社會的中樞，其他學生參觀整個星期，學習與居民房外。
5 = None of the above. 5 =以上皆非。

How do you think others would describe you?:你怎麼認為別人形容你？ ：
Eccentric, good-humored, sarcastic, liberal, passionate, honest, inquisitive, curious, cynical偏心，好humored ，諷刺，自由，熱情，誠實，求知，好奇，玩世不恭

Describe your extracurricular interests:描述您的課外興趣：

Hobbies:愛好：
Bonsai, POLITICS, bocce, hiking, dogs, social justice, comedy, nature, trees, environment, learning, writing盆景，政治， bocce ，遠足，狗，社會正義，喜劇，性質，樹木，環境，學習，寫作

do capital letters make it through the paperwork? 做英文大寫字母，使通過的文件呢？

Sports:體育：
Intermurals: soccer, mountain biking, hiking intermurals ：足球，山地自行車，徒步旅行

Student groups:學生團體：
Debate, Political Union, Newspaper, student government辯論中，政治聯盟，報紙，學生，政府

Describe your academic interests:描述您的學術興趣：
My interests are inherently interdisciplinary, but within my very broad interests I have a specific passion for politics, writing, and also science and technology.我的利益，本身是跨學科，但我非常廣泛的利益，我有一個具體的政治熱情，寫作，也科學和技術。

Wish me luck, which in this context I suppose means make sacrifices of animal entrails to the fickle matchmaking gods.希望我好運，在這方面，我假設的手段作出犧牲的動物entrails向多變紅娘神。